My Secret Fetish: Wearing a Cage Under My Business Suit

There’s something ridiculously hot about walking into a boardroom, shaking hands with big-shot clients, all while knowing… I’m completely locked up down there. Yup. I wear a chastity cage under my business suit, and it’s become my dirty little secret—my personal power move.

Let me break it down for you.

The first time I did it, I was nervous as hell. What if someone noticed? What if the cage made noise? What if I got hard during a boring meeting with finance? (Spoiler: you can’t. That’s the whole point.) But damn, the rush I got from wearing it under that tailored navy-blue suit—feeling the cage hug me tight, knowing I had zero access—was addictive.

Now it’s a regular thing. Mondays? Locked. Quarterly reports? Locked. That one-on-one with the CEO? Definitely locked.

It’s discreet as long as you choose the right cage. Go for a low-profile micro cage, especially if your suit pants are slim fit. I stick with stainless steel or soft silicone depending on the day—steel when I want to feel the weight, silicone when I’ve got a long day and need a bit more comfort.

Hot tip: double-check your fit before leaving the house. You don’t want a bulge or a squeaky metal ring rubbing against your thigh while you walk. Been there. Learned fast.

Also, don’t overdo it if you’re not used to wearing one long-term. Start with a few hours at the office before you go full 9-to-5 lockup. Your balls will thank you.

But here's the real thrill: nobody knows. I could be mid-presentation, making eye contact with a whole boardroom full of people, and I’m standing there like a good boy—caged, denied, and completely in control by giving up control. That’s the mindfuck I live for.

So if you're into that mix of dominance, denial, and just enough danger to feel alive in your corporate 9-to-5… try it. Lock up, suit up, and run the damn show.

Just don’t forget your keys. Seriously.